I’ve now moved to London for work, and mainly all I’ve heard off everyone isn’t, “Oh well done, that’s going to open up so many career possibilities for you and you’re going to have the time of your life!” It has been, “Oh you’re going to find a nice man in London! You’re going to meet such a rich financier!” What the fuck is with everyone? I’m not chasing dick around the country, and I don’t have a compass that always points to due Penis. My love of hip-hop has instilled the ideals of the man I want anyway, so listen to these life lessons:
1001 Ways to Lose a Man 